![]() 01/27/2016 at 16:40 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
“Should I clear my throat before I continue talking?”
JUST...JUST CLEAR YOUR THROAT. IT’S OKAY. IT’S NOT WEIRD. IT’S WEIRD IF YOU DON’T. GAAAAAAAAH!!!
![]() 01/27/2016 at 16:44 |
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Clearing your throat is just a subtle way to say “SHUT UP I’M ABOUT TO TALK.”
![]() 01/27/2016 at 16:45 |
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![]() 01/27/2016 at 16:46 |
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Where’s DJ Kool when you need him?
![]() 01/27/2016 at 16:46 |
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Wow, I was 15 seconds too slow.
![]() 01/27/2016 at 16:47 |
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I’m referring to the gurglespeech that comes out of your mouth when you start a sentance and you need to clear your throat, but you don’t. I don’t want to listen to you gargle plegm. Just clear your throught. It’s gross.
![]() 01/27/2016 at 17:30 |
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I literally can’t start a sentence without clearing my throat first. It’s become reflex. :/
![]() 01/27/2016 at 20:18 |
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I have a bad habit of doing this when I make a call. Apparently I do it late enough that that's the first thing they hear, my dad started mocking me, so I am trying to do it prior to pressing send.